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"Ocean Avenue prepares
for the annual festival

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of the locust, and that means
that the tropical storm

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that we have been observing
is drifting towards the sea,

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what does a weekend mean
with perfect weather."

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Damn!

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"So if you think you hear thunder,
It will be my stomach growling."

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"I love lobster."

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This guy is amazing.

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Stop selling to us
the Lobster Festival.

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And start fixing yourself
for the Festival.

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You are fixed.

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-No, no dressing up for anything.
-Why are you so grumpy? Come on.

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You know why.

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It's not fun selling hamburgers
in a city of fish and seafood.

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I hate lobsters
and its ridiculous festival.

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-Also, I'm allergic.
-No, you're not.

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Yes, I'm allergic.
Do you remember our first date?

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Yes, I remember our first date.
You were a nervous wreck.

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I had an allergic reaction...
it doesn't matter.

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What are you looking at there, children?

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Um, nothing. Photos of people...

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doing it.

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Oh, hey, wait a minute.
That's not porn.

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Have you brought a brochure
from the Festival to this house?

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-Please, can we go this year?
-Of course not.

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But there are many more fun things.

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For example, the inauguration

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from the butter barrel
largest in the world.

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The Coronation of the Lobster Queen

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and his court
of lovely lobster ladies.

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Enlivened by John Van Horton
and The Music Extrusion.

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I love those guys.

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In fact, Gene, you were conceived
during one of his songs.

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And I plan to return the favor.

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Oh, great.
I say, hello, Hugo.

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You know,
I couldn't help but notice it, Bob.

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Yours is the only window
from the street

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without a Festival poster
of the Lobster.

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-Yeah.
-What is it due to?

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Well, the Lobster Festival
It's ridiculous.

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-That?
-I'll take care of this, Ron.

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Put up the sign, it's the law.

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-Is it the law?
-Martial law.

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I am the Grand Marshal of ceremonies
of the festival this year.

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Hugo, what a beautiful band.

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You look like Sissy Spacek
in Carrie.

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Oh, thank you.

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But, Hugo, as a health inspector
you must know how disgusting

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What are lobsters, right?

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They are leeches
They eat garbage all day.

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Do you like trash?
Then you must eat here!

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Suck that one, Bob.
And now in your window.

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Come on, Ron.

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Let's do like the locusts
and let's get the shell out of here.

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Alright.

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Hey, my two best clients.

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-Two hamburgers marching.
-I don't want a hamburger, Bob.

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I'm keeping my appetite
for the Festival.

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I don't want to either, Bobby.

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I have only come to teach you
my new lobster pliers.

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Look closely: titanium

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with sturdy handles
to the butter.

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They are the ones used by astronauts.

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Do you think astronauts wear
a lobster opener to space?

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Yes, that's what it says on the box.
Look.

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"The ones used by astronauts
in space."

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They cost me 49 dollars.

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Your children are old enough
to open some lobsters, right?

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we don't celebrate
the Lobster Festival.

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-That?
-We are like Jews at Christmas.

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Or like Jews for Jesus at Hanukkah.

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Or me in a lesbian bar.
Last night.

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Watching a hockey game
in a lesbian bar, Bob.

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It was like being invisible.

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And who knows the name
of the delicious pasta

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that is concentrated here,
in the pancreas?

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-Mustard.
-Correct.

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-Excuse me, Miss Labonz?
-Yes, Louise.

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My family doesn't celebrate
the Lobster Fair.

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I should be exempt from class
and/or receive an outstanding.

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Thank you, good night.

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Louise, I don't normally use
this argument,

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But if everyone else does it,
you should too.

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Attention, children.

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The tropical storm
has changed course

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and it has reached hurricane level.

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could hit the city
at any time.

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Don't worry,
We have an emergency plan.

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It's called "Talking About It."

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Now who here thinks
that the hurricane caused it

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something bad they did?

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What do you say, Nicholas?
What you told me?

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Confidentially?

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Say it.

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I rub my genitals on the couch.

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We are all going to die because of you.

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"This time you could only like
to a lobster,

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but unfortunately,
there will be no Lobster Festival.

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This reporter takes off his bib."

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Idiot and failed weatherman
and your failed Festival.

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Where is it now
your red and ugly sea bug god?

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Very good, holding hands.
Come on, down to the basement.

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Bob, we have to close,
A hurricane is coming.

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I know. Isn't it great?
They have canceled the Festival.

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This city is going to be full
of empty guts

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prepared to eat
Bob's burgers, baby.

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-Bob, you're crazy.
-You are the crazy one.

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Because it's crazy not to sell
hamburgers during a hurricane.

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Bob's Burger Shop
will be open.

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Is that all you have, storm?

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Bells.

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Bob, I don't think it's safe.
stay open.

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Suppose the hurricane
It moves right up to here.

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I'll take my chances.

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Look who I have found
tried to stay dry

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in the port.

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The royal court
of lobster ladies in full.

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-Oh, poor things.
-Welcome, your highnesses.

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Ah, from now on
you will be known as royal cows.

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- Bob!
-Well, something like that.

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-I'll go make some hamburgers.
-Making hot coffee.

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I would rather stick my lips together
to that beer fountain.

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Hi guys.

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-Hello, Gretchen.
-Hello.

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Oh, lobster lady.
Teddy, this is Gretchen.

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-He cuts my hair.
-How are you?

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Hi, do you still work at night?
at the cop bar?

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No, there was a mugging incident.

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I apologized, but they fired me
anyway.

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-It's excessive.
-Really yes.

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Hello, is it open?

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-Do you have food?
-Yeah.

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-Beer?
-Of course.

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-Atmosphere?
-Yes...

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Ah, that's enough.

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Wow, Bobby, I think this
could become

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a festive situation.

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Kids, stay down in the basement.

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I have already chosen
a corner for the sink.

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That one, the one I've been to.

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And I have chosen that corner.
Hey, we have two sinks.

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-Mom, I'm going up.
-Stay down there.

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They are going to need your help
to repopulate the earth

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when all this is over.

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Do you want us to mate
with each other?

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No, you will mate with the other children
from the other basements.

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Keep talking.

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Very good.
John Van Horton "unplugged."

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Look at that wet gray hair.

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Oh, Bobby, look at Hugo.
And poor Ron all wet.

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-Yeah. Isn't it hilarious?
-Bobby.

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Okay, I'll let you in.

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but first
I want them to "make a bald man."

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-For.
-Come on, let me.

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Alright.

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Sorry for using
all the napkins.

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I want to thank you
for letting us in, Bob.

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-It was all Linda's idea.
-She's so thoughtful.

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You have everything and I have nothing.
God, I'm alone.

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The Lobster Festival
It was the only thing I had.

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And now I don't have it either.
Look at me, I'm a joke.

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Yes, what bad luck.

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Bobby, some of the lobster ladies
They are open to the idea

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to do a contest
of wet dresses.

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Do you want to propose a prize?

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-What do you think of a towel?
-Oh, my God. You are so funny.

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Gretchen, have you met Hugo yet?

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I was going to be the Grand Marshal
at the Lobster Festival.

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Oh. Nice band.
Do you ever take it off?

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You see, the truth is that on Monday
I have to wash it and return it.

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Hugo, Gretchen is attracted to
authority figures.

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Police, firefighters, even postmen,
if they have an important route.

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Oh my god.
Me too.

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-That? Are you interested in postmen?
-If they have an important route.

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I think what Bob says

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is that to her
He likes men with badges.

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-You have a badge.
-Hey, Gretchen.

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Hugo is also a health inspector.

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That's how to be
a food sheriff.

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This is my badge.

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It's small.
Do you have a gun?

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Oh no.
The truth is that no, ah...

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I have permission
to carry firearms.

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Although I have a thermometer
food safety

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-and it is very sharp.
-Take it out, Hugo.

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Yes, take it out, Hugo.

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-Wow, be careful.
-Here it is.

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Oh, "Unsafe level."

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I like rare pork.

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Tina, what are you doing?

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I'm making a list
mating

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for when we have
to repopulate the world.

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Let me see.
Gay. Gay.

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Mythical creature.
Gay mythical creature.

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Good luck.

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Guys, we're wasting our time.
We have to escape.

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-Shall we escape? But there is a hurricane.
-That's the question.

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We should be out there,
with the wind and the rain, plundering.

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Looting?

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How exactly is it done
this looting?

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It's easy. you take anything
that is not attached.

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Anything?
Like this brick?

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-It's yours.
-A free brick.

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A free coin.

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Free phone numbers.

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Free algae.

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Gene, a free board.

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Hey Bob,
The cash register does not open.

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And you're serving hamburgers
so fast

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that soon I will not know
Who wants the account?

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Relax, Linda, I'll take care of it.

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Hey, hey, listen, listen.
You are all my friends.

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And friends don't charge friends.

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Burgers are free, guys.
Everything is going to be free.

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Bob, I thought the reason
to have open during the hurricane

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It was making money.

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This is much more important
than the money, Lin.

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The Lobster Festival is dead.
Bob's Festival has ruined it.

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Long live Bob's Festival!

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Looting is hard.

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I think my glutes have been ruined.

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This is bullshit.
Let's go home.

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-Hello, what do we have here?
-Maybe it's been lost.

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-Check his collar.
-Catch him, Gene.

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It seems that this little one got into
in some office supplies.

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Yes, those rubber bands don't look comfortable.
You should take them off.

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It's our chance to know
what everyone is talking about.

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-What are you talking about?
-Tonight we are going to eat lobster.

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But does that go against
of everything we have been led to believe?

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It doesn't go against everything.

231
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,976
Okay, but it's a start.

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00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,230
This is our chance to try
the forbidden fruit

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that has been denied to us
all our lives.

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00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,817
Are you with me?

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00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,860
-Yeah!
-Okay.

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And the generosity of a man
has converted

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the Lobster Festival
at Bob's Festival.

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We are trying to get
A few words from Bob himself.

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00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,454
Yes.
I love you, Scott Bags.

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00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,998
Yes, that goes with a cable.
You can't go away with it.

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-Come with me.
-Yes, okay.

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00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,043
-Come with me.
-OK.

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00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,170
-Can you give me back the microphone?
-Come here and get it.

244
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,296
Give me the microphone.

245
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,591
This is strange.

246
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,260
- Bob! Bob!
-Hello brother.

247
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,721
Did I make you flirt or what, Hugo?

248
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,099
Hey, where are we going now?
Over there?

249
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,226
Who decides which path we take?

250
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,020
There's Linda, my wife.

251
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,230
Hi Linda, you seem angry.

252
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,442
Let's go the other way.
Turn around. Goodbye, Linda.

253
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,655
How are you feeling, Bob?

254
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,449
That?

255
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,577
Oh my gosh, Lin.
The restaurant is destroyed.

256
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,704
The hurricane has passed right by here.
It devastated us.

257
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,748
The truth is that the hurricane
passed by, Bob.

258
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,541
It's a beautiful day outside.

259
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,712
You were the hurricane, idiot.

260
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,300
Hello, Gretchen.

261
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,136
Do you have any sports pants
What can you leave me?

262
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:26,144
Linda, ah, Linda,
I don't feel well.

263
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,355
-I can't even look at you.
-I don't feel well.

264
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:29,814
Did I do this?

265
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,692
You and the crowd you incited
with free beer and burgers.

266
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,528
Who has folded
my order hook?

267
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,072
Is that what worries you?

268
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,532
Okay, Lin, now it looks bad,
but we did

269
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,242
a lot of new friends
last night

270
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,411
As soon as the word spreads
that Bob needs help,

271
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,954
this place
It will be collapsed again.

272
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,040
The biggest problem
will be finding a task

273
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,750
for everyone who wants to help.

274
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,169
Mister! I'm worried
That's why I loved it.

275
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:59,135
Okay, the technical problems
last night have been resolved.

276
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:04,307
Hair dryer plus waffle maker
plus toaster equals boiling water.

277
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,768
So how do we kill this little guy?
before boiling it?

278
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,520
we could teach
the lobster to drive

279
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,230
and wait
until he had an accident.

280
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,357
Or we could hire an assassin.

281
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,943
No, idiots.
Lobsters are boiled alive.

282
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,112
That?
That doesn't seem right to me.

283
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,988
Yes. Until he dies.

284
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,533
And then it boils a little more.
Let's go there.

285
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,827
Wait. This doesn't seem right to me.

286
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,746
Do it in a dark room
with toilet paper around your neck?

287
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,457
I thought the first time
Having him eat lobster would be special.

288
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,502
And now please join the lord
and Mrs. Jimmy Junior

289
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,754
while they eat
his first lobster.

290
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:39,759
I also believed that the first time
If he ate lobster it would be different.

291
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:44,097
-Gene! Gene!
-They are waiting for you in the bathtub.

292
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,306
Excellent.

293
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,145
And the next day I do it again,

294
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,063
the same songs,
different lobsters.

295
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,898
What's wrong with you two?

296
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,693
Come on, Louise, is that right?
How did you imagine your first time?

297
00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:00,030
Yes. Okay, not entirely.

298
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,241
Louise, today you are going to pay

299
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,494
the super price
for your super crimes.

300
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,747
Enjoy your last meal.

301
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,207
This will help me... in a pinch.

302
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,004
Maybe we have been hasty.

303
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,630
I want to wait until I'm ready.

304
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,090
Let's not give in to peer pressure.

305
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:22,802
Let's free the locust
in the supermarket it came from.

306
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,137
I guess you're right.

307
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,765
It seems that this little
He will be the only one who has a...

308
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,102
-I think we'll eat lobster.
-It was our destiny.

309
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,356
When you get married, pretend it's
the first time you eat lobster.

310
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,690
No problem.

311
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,692
"Here it comes!"

312
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,361
"This impressive sculpture
of butter,

313
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,030
like Julia Child,
it was made with each stick

314
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,741
and serving of butter available
among the local community."

315
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,659
"Oh. And there goes Julia's foot."

316
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,912
What? Is the Festival back?

317
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,916
Hey guys,
You're not going to the Festival, right?

318
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,878
I'm in a bit of a pickle, folks.

319
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,214
There is a postbox
in the middle of my restaurant.

320
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,965
Oh, can you send this for me?

321
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,676
Wait. Hey guys?

322
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:06,137
Here it is, my colleague Hugo. Hello.

323
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,639
-Oh, hello, Bob.
-Hello, Bobby.

324
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:12,352
What are you doing right now?
My place ended up destroyed last night.

325
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,728
-Oh. Really?
-Yeah.

326
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,563
-In the middle of...
-Bob, I'm very busy.

327
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,774
I have tables and tables
of seafood soup to judge.

328
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,568
Hey, I hooked you up last night
and guys, you broke up

329
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,404
the baby changing table in the bathroom.

330
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,740
Slap him with a subpoena, Hugo.
I want to see it.

331
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,367
to the girl
Do you like civil authority?

332
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,994
-Yes, I love civil authority.
-I will teach you civil authority.

333
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,372
The one with the stilts.
You went through my window.

334
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,165
You left a lot of crystals
on the ground.

335
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,875
-Where are you going?
-I have to go, Bob.

336
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,545
If I'm here too long,
I will fall

337
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,298
People. Wait, stop.
Wait, people.

338
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,551
Do you think you can ignore me?

339
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:50,306
Since it was an accidental death,
This turned out very tasty.

340
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,934
I feel tingling.
Don't you feel a tingling sensation?

341
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,894
I think you are having
an allergic reaction.

342
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,104
We should do something.

343
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,231
Yes, let's sit on it
Let's see if it explodes.

344
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,402
No, we should take him to the Festival.
They have a medical store.

345
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,903
And I could eat more lobster.

346
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,406
-Oh, explode.
-I try.

347
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,953
"Let's listen to John Van Horton
and The Music Extrusion."

348
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,497
Oh, it's me, Bob.

349
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,417
Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

350
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,795
Okay, calm down.

351
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:24,215
Listen, what's going on here?
What are we doing?

352
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,385
The last thing I remember,
all of you were at my place

353
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,388
and it was Bob's Festival.
I want to get back to that.

354
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,639
Let's get back to that.

355
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:35,685
Or at least 40 or 50 of you
come with me right now

356
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,937
and help me clean the restaurant.

357
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,524
-Not all at the same time.
-Clean it yourself.

358
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,027
Oh. Dad is on stage
of the Lobster Festival.

359
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,780
My eyes don't work.
Give me a description.

360
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,448
Children? What are you doing here?

361
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,533
-Nothing.
-What's wrong with Gene?

362
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,785
It looks horrible.

363
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,788
-He looks the same as always.
-No, it's not true. Why not?

364
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,289
It seems like a reaction...

365
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,333
Did you eat lobster?

366
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,377
-I, ah...
-He refuses to answer that.

367
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,755
What's wrong with you people?
Look at my son.

368
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,924
-Hello.
-You have done it.

369
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:09,344
You and your disgusting
fetish food

370
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,888
Bob, get off the stage.
You're making a fuss.

371
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:15,850
Oh yeah? Maybe I should set up another one.
with this lobster pot.

372
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,520
That's right, you hear me, you
you destroyed my restaurant,

373
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,439
I take charge of the Festival, starting
for this lobster pot.

374
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,441
Oh, it's hot.
Let's leave it.

375
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,276
Oh, but I see butter.

376
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,446
You wouldn't want someone to get involved
with your precious butter.

377
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,740
How to enter
a big hairy foot inside.

378
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:34,035
Bob, put your foot back in
in the sock slowly.

379
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,706
I authorize myself to use
my new rubber ball gun

380
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,040
to stop you.

381
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,292
Excuse me, I'm sorry,
excuse me, excuse me

382
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,920
Bob. No.
This is not you.

383
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,797
This is me, Linda.

384
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,966
This is the me
what they have turned me into.

385
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,135
And look what they've done to him
to our son.

386
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,220
That's not your
normal looking, right?

387
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,722
Bobby, listen to me.

388
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,640
Excuse me, I'm sorry, excuse me, oh...

389
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:56,850
Don't keep moving forward.

390
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,977
You're not a leech, Bob.

391
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:05,150
No, I'm not a leech.
I'm a Hamburger.

392
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,486
Alright, I'm leaving,

393
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,780
I'm sure
that it is what everyone wants.

394
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,532
Oh, what if I...?

395
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,165
Bobby, are you okay?
Excuse me, ah, excuse me.

396
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,170
Oh my god. Bob has contaminated
all the butter

397
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,088
and there is nothing left in the city.

398
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,763
Bob has destroyed
the Lobster Festival.

399
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,973
Can't you eat lobster
no butter?

400
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,641
-No!
-As? This is a scandal.

401
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,061
Well, why don't you call him
Butter Festival?

402
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,854
-I would eliminate the succulence, idiot.
-Yeah!

403
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,814
And what do we do with it?

404
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,484
-Throw it at the pile of shells.
-Pile of shells?

405
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,611
To the pile of shells!
To the pile of shells!

406
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,072
To the pile of shells!
To the pile of shells!

407
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,741
-Oh, dear.
-Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.

408
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,619
Maybe Bob shouldn't have threatened
your butter

409
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,246
and he should have collected them
for the hamburgers.

410
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,581
Boooo!

411
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,334
But last night he opened to you
your beautiful heart

412
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,003
and you boiled him alive
like a lobster.

413
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,089
The only thing you're doing
It's getting more angry.

414
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,340
To the pile of shells!

415
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,591
To the pile of shells!

416
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,551
I'm sorry, Bobby,
I used a bad simile.

417
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,388
-Hugo, this doesn't seem right to me.
-That? I have a girlfriend.

418
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,598
Bob is about to get thrown
to the pile of shells...

419
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,183
I've had this exact fantasy.

420
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,937
Come on, Hugo. If Bob had not been
your co-pilot last night,

421
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,690
you would be another lonely guy
with a satin band.

422
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:30,527
I was doing well.
I don't need a co-pilot.

423
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,195
Oh, right?

424
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:38,993
"Copilot, flying with the eagles.
Copilot.

425
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,288
He's trying to help you, co-pilot,

426
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:47,002
copilot, copilot, copilot,

427
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,170
co-pilot."

428
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,882
Damn, Ron.
Alright. Pay attention.

429
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,051
Quiet everyone. Come closer.

430
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,095
I'm the health inspector.

431
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,807
Someone once told me that it was
like being the food sheriff.

432
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,393
This barrel of butter
has not been contaminated by Bob

433
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,145
until I say so.

434
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,314
I brought a spectrometer
of dairy purity.

435
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,567
-Oh...
-Give me some space.

436
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,695
-Give him some space.
-Thank you, Gretchen.

437
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,115
He stabbed me.

438
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,659
It's epinephrine,
You are in anaphylactic shock.

439
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,494
You are a very handsome shrimp.

440
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,288
I just put you first
on my list.

441
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,165
It's a mating list
for when the world ends.

442
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,666
-Can you give me your email?
-No.

443
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,877
I'm done
my butter analysis.

444
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,174
Capillary scales, arm hair
and dirt from Bob's nails

445
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,300
They are all present.

446
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,676
No!

447
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,178
Let me finish.

448
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,972
They are present,
but not at threatening levels.

449
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,892
Butter is between a pass
and a low good.

450
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,143
Suitable for everyone
except babies

451
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,062
and people with disabilities
in the immune system.

452
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,606
In other words, put on your bib!

453
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,112
Man, this has been
the best Festival of all.

454
00:19:56,404 --> 00:20:00,325
Yes, it seems that people are tough
on the outside and soft on the inside.

455
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:01,493
Like, ah...

456
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,495
Like, ah...

457
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,246
Ah...

458
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,208
Oh, I don't know, like a...
like a crab.

459
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,377
Yes. People are like crabs.

460
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,837
And we have witnessed the birth
of a new tradition,

461
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,839
every year on the eve
of the Lobster Festival,

462
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,383
-We will destroy Bob's place.
-No, no, no, no.

463
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,550
-TRUE?
-Let's start now.

464
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,806
Gene, do you swear you didn't eat lobster?
Have you always looked like this?

465
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,476
-I was born like this.
-Ah, I need a photo to compare.

466
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,270
Oh my God, you've always been like this.

467
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,605
Hello, beauty.

468
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,567
-Bob. Linda.
-Hello, Hugo.

469
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,654
-Where is Gretchen?
-This Gretchen is dynamite.

470
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,281
Are you sure it's not more
than you can handle, Hugo?

471
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,866
Gretchen broke up with me.

472
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,827
He told me it was more
than I could handle.

473
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,120
-Oh.
-She was ugly.

474
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,539
He said he didn't care
a small plate,

475
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:50,458
but he told me that I didn't know
How to use it, Bob.

476
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,378
Oh, that's a shame.

477
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:57,966
I don't need your pity.
So here we go.

478
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,426
Surprise inspection!

479
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,219
-Pencil!
-Pencil.

480
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,387
-Block.
-Block.

481
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:05,598
Oh, a bent skewer.
Ron, close the place.

482
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:09,811
Let's hear John Van Horton
and The Music Extrusion.

483
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,646
Testing, testing...

484
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:24,034
This cable, this one, disconnect it,
disconnect it...